Dear FreeCycle,
Please stop sending me offers of kittens, especially ones with pictures. I want them all, and my Iggy Pop probably does too, but I hope I'm still several decades away from turning into a crazy cat lady, so yeah. In the meantime, if you could just remind everybody to spay and neuter their pets, that would be great. Thanks!
Love,
-Tracy
published on Epistolography on 22 September 2005, title abridged 1 December 2011.