06 April 2005

16. Loud Car Speakers

Dear Loud Car Speaker Systems Whose Owners Insist On Showing Them Off All The Time, Especially In A Way That Involves Too Much Bass And Not Enough Music,

I'd say I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but actually I'm kind of gleeful about the fact that no amount of noise pollution is ever going to make your owners' dicks any bigger.


Okay, so this is kind of a cheap shot, written and published in a fit of pettiness and poor taste on 6 April 2005. Title abridged 1 December 2011, edited to make the post more about the speakers and less about their owners on 11 August 2012.