Dear Guys With Loud Car Speaker Systems Who Insist On Showing Them Off All The Time, Especially In A Way That Involves Too Much Bass And Not Enough Music,
I'd say I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but actually I'm kind of gleeful about the fact that no amount of noise pollution is ever going to make your dicks any bigger.
Love,
-Tracy
Okay, so this is kind of a cheap shot, written and published in a fit of pettiness and poor taste on 6 April 2005.
